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The Turtle...

If you've never been to see us, you're in for a surprise. It's a neighbor hood bar, but it gets packed like a nightclub one night, and then the next night you can play darts and it's totally cool. Wierd....

Cover Charge

Just kidding.

Happy Hour

Enjoy Happy Hour from 1pm-8pm, every day including $2 domestic beer & $2 (premium) well drinks

Monday Trivia Night

Live trivia w/prizes plus $2 Tecate & Bacardi flavors

Turtle Tuesdays

$2 Dox XX and Cuervo Gold plus the new yummy flavors: Orange, Lime, and Pineapple Tequila- what will they think of next?!

Wednesday

$2.50 Guinness pints (Brilliant!) and $2 Absolut Flavors!

Thursty Thursdays

Thursty Thursdays - $2 Crown and Rolling Rock

Funky Friday

$2.50 Jager and a premium beer special

Saturday Slut Night

Ultra and "Red-headed sluts"
for $2.50


Sundays - Localís Night

Lone Star & Lone Start Light $1.75 Smirnoff flavors $2.00



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